Jon Bon Jovi Dead? No, Singer Helpfully Proves

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Jon Bon Jovi may be wanted dead or alive ... but he's not the former.

He may sing about goin' down in a blaze of glory, but he has not yet.

We're here all day. Despite rumors that Bon Jovi is dead, we are happy to report that he has not been shot through the heart. He's still living ... and not even on a prayer.

Jon Bon Jovi Lives!!!!

As the rumors of Bon Jovi's death began circulating online last night, the rocker must've heard them, because he posted photo of himself in front of a Christmas tree.

Holding a sign that reads "Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey," with the current date and time, he gave a shout out to his home state while proving he's alive. Classic.

The rumor originated when some lame gossip site reproduced a 2009 L.A. Times story announcing the death of Michael Jackson and just put Jon Bon's name in there.

Bon Jovi's friend, David Bergman, posted the above pic on the band's Facebook page with the caption that Bon Jovi "is alive and well." Death hoax? Foiled, hilariously.

Kim Jong Il died for real though. That happened.

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your the best bon jovi!!!rock n' roll!!!!

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Godbless you and your family.so happy to know your alive and well.godspeed.

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He's soooo sooooo cute!

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This is great! We CARE! Glad your alive and Merry Christmas to all.

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That's hilarious. People have been spreading death rumors about him since the 80's. Around schools in my shitty little town, it was, 'did you know that Bon Jovi died of aids'? It's kind of eerie how often that guy gets rumored dead!

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HE'LL STILL BE ROCKIN ON HIS 70'S. HIM AND SPRINGSTEEN WILL BE DOING A PBS SPECIAL IN 3-D.

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im so glad your ALIVE,I LOVE YOUR MUSIC and always thought you was a very handsome man.THANK GOD YOUR ALIVE..your wife/girlfriend is a very lucky lady...

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Glad to see you. Have been a fan along time, but i have a question: why do take money from the government to raise bees? I dont think thats right. You dont need any money from the government. We, the fans "made" you. As Adele would ask "Dont you remember?" I feel let down.

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I'm happy your not dead John ! You are one of the good people in the world ... You inspire many people ... You will always be loved in life and death Merry Christmas and many Happy New Years ! Cheers !

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He is alive. Check out this video from last nights Hope Concert V in Red Bank, NJ -- http://youtu.be/rLNAuVw81GY

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