Happy 30th Birthday, Tila Tequila!

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Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.

But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?

Tila Tequila, Fully Dressed

Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:

  • Covering a Nip
  • Scarcely Clothed
  • Unattractive
  • Dangerous Kiss
  • So Messed Up
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i am a midget too but sexier. whoops..

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u smiled very embarrasedly..is it the feces thing..mayb? or not ? feces?

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life is a box of tuna

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who can fuck me like bb

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i eat feces

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILA!!!! YOU R ONE OF THE SEXIEST CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!

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HAPPY B-DAY. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT NEED A TUNE UP, BUT MORE IMPORTANT, TO YOU, I'M SURE, IS THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY HOT.