Happy 30th Birthday, Tila Tequila!

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Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.

But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?

Tila Tequila, Fully Dressed

Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:

Covering a Nip
Scarcely Clothed
Unattractive
Dangerous Kiss
So Messed Up
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i am a midget too but sexier. whoops..

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u smiled very embarrasedly..is it the feces thing..mayb? or not ? feces?

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life is a box of tuna

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who can fuck me like bb

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i eat feces

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILA!!!! YOU R ONE OF THE SEXIEST CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!

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HAPPY B-DAY. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT NEED A TUNE UP, BUT MORE IMPORTANT, TO YOU, I'M SURE, IS THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY HOT.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila