Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.
But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?
Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage: