Happy 30th Birthday, Tila Tequila!

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Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.

But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?

Tila Tequila, Fully Dressed

Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:

Covering a Nip
Scarcely Clothed
Unattractive
Dangerous Kiss
So Messed Up
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i am a midget too but sexier. whoops..

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u smiled very embarrasedly..is it the feces thing..mayb? or not ? feces?

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life is a box of tuna

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who can fuck me like bb

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i eat feces

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILA!!!! YOU R ONE OF THE SEXIEST CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!

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HAPPY B-DAY. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT NEED A TUNE UP, BUT MORE IMPORTANT, TO YOU, I'M SURE, IS THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY HOT.

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila