Look Who Wants To Be Charlie Sheen's Goddess...

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Look out Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin. A certain, promiscuous, trainwreck of a bisexual wants in on your man.

In an interview with Hollywood Life, Tila Tequila said she's been watching the Charlie Sheen meltdown unfold over the past couple weeks and has a suggestion: dump the zeroes, Chuck, and get with this shameless hero!

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“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tequila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time - but also help him out.”

During her time in the spotlight - which included the death of Casey Johnson and fake suicide attempts - Tila says she eventually learned that folks were laughing AT her, not with her.

"He’s a trending topic, [but] it really is for all the wrong reasons," Tila concludes. "I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong."

That may be true, but when you're living on tiger blood, it all feels so right.

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Wow shfh! Crazzy how yall lien on her like that! This is from far the trooth and you know what i mean!

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this chick is the worst possible thing that could happen to charlie and that's saying a lot! everything she touches she destroys. just look at what happened to casey johnson when they were together. she's the ultimate enabler imo.

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you have got to love stupid women.provide great stories.

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Yeah, thats what he needs another self centered gold digging attention whore.

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Wow! Realizing that people were laughing *AT* her is the most self aware thing I have ever heard Tila say.. too bad she is still dumb enough to think being a whore for Charlie would be a smart thing to do.

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Ugh! Just when we thought she finally went away...
I don't think even a total headcase like Sheen would go near her. She's chimming in just to get her name mentioned. Ick!

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Oh this fucking chick again!!??
Sure like one trainwreck can help another al righty than!