How will Lady Gaga's meat dress at last year's VMAs ever be topped?
By Lady Gaga's bag of bones dress this fall, according to one report.
Yes, we're serious. The singer's camp has not confirmed if she'll wear it - what would a Gaga entrance be without suspense - but the outrageous getup is already being crafted with her MTV Video Music Awards appearance in mind.
PigofTheMonth (dot) com, an onle retailer of BBQ meats and sauces, has offered Gaga FIVE HUNDRED GRAND to wear a yet-to-be-seen bone dress.
The Ohio-based company has teamed up with a well-known fashion designer who has shown in New York, London and Paris to cook up the couture.
Plans would also include using gourmet barbeque sauces accessories and makeup to accompany the skeletal contents. Sounds ... rather elaborate.
"We won't reveal the number of bones that it includes just yet," PigofTheMonth CEO Lea Richards says, adding that it weighs a modest 12 pounds."[Gaga] will still be able to move in a normal fashion," Richards said.
The real hook that might really get Gaga to sink her teeth into this concept? The bone dress will also be auctioned off to benefit Bones for Hunger.
That would be PigofTheMonth's soon-to-be launched financial assistance program for struggling artists. So she'd be helping support good cause.
If she passes, there's still time to bone up on other options. Sorry.