Turns out, we were a bit premature.

In October 2010, soon after David Arquette admitted he had unpleasant sex with Jasmine Waltz, THG predicted this attention-starved waitress/ex-girlfriend of Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine, Jesse McCartney and Sean Stewart would release a sex tape "any week now."

Fast forward a few months and a video featuring Waltz, an ex-boyfriend and those little candy, engraved hearts in X-rated places is about to hit the Internet. We're not making the last part up.

Jasmine Waltz sex tape shocker: How did this video get out?!?

"I'm absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day," Waltz told TMZ, scarcely able to pretend she isn't behind the leak.

Who is the man holding the camera? Jasmine won't say, but she did offer this hilarious tease: "I'm not even famous which blows my mind even more, I'm just a girl in Hollywood."

The Kim Kardashian wannabe has that backward, of course: she's just a girl in whom most of Hollywood has been.