Kourtney Kardashian was not always the wooden, script-reading reality star you groan over each week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
At least not according to sister Khloe.
In discussing their upcoming novel with E! News (yes, the sisters are writing a novel), Kourtney and Khloe said various aspects of the book may embellish on actual events, but there is also enough material from their lives to make for an interesting read. For example:
"Kourtney used to wear vibrating underwear in clubs and give someone else the remote and let them turn it on and off and she would orgasm at all times," Khloe teased.
That's.... cute?The untitled novel will also focus on some same-sex shenanigans, Khloe promises, because Kourtney was "a wild living, strip-teasing lesbo in college."
See, if the family's reality show writers actually included details such as this each week, we might tune in with interest on Sunday nights. Instead, we spend the half hour contemplating activities that would be more exciting than watching the poorly-acted scenes on screen.
Watching paint dry...reading the phone book... recounting the professional sports teams of Kim's ex-boyfriends...