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It's going to be such an unexpected season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

So E! promises in a new promo, and when you can make up whatever storylines you want, you can always keep people guessing as to what to expect!

Perhaps most notably, a pregnant Kim Kardashian is seen crying hysterically on an exam table, with Kris Jenner by her side but Kanye nowhere in sight.

Kim has put on an impressively brave face throughout her pregnancy, and has endured a miscarriage scare as well as a ton of negative publicity.

Here, though, it appears to pressure is getting to her.

“We're never going to fall apart,” Kris warns, but it looks like she has her hands full trying to keep it together as problems extend way beyond Kim.

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Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is one of millions who love Keeping Up With the Kardashians ... at least according to a new tabloid report.

The 31-year-old began tuning into the show after she learned that Kim Kardashian, who is also expecting her first child in mid-July, is obsessed with her.

Maybe the feeling is somewhat mutual after all?

A source said: "Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public last year, she has started watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians religiously."

"She thinks their family is hilarious. People forget, Kate is just a normal girl who married into royalty and enjoys the same TV shows most people do."

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The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami season finale aired on E! last night.

But don't worry, fans of contrived storylines about multi-millionaires with an utter lack of self-awareness: there's plenty more where this came from!

In the first promo for Keepimg Up with the Kardashians Season 8, we see :

  • Kendall learning to drive.
  • Rob packing on the pounds.
  • Khloe cursing her sisters off.
  • Bruce wanting to own a gun.
  • And a pregnant Kim Kardashian crying up a storm.

If these teases don't pique your interest... well, that means you are mentally healthy. But check out the trailer anyway:

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Brody Jenner is headed back to reality television.

An E! insider confirms to Us Weekly that the former The Hills star will appear often on Season 8 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, although he "may not be in every episode."

It will depend on the "storyline" this source said, hilariously confirming that the series is - SHOCKER! - scripted.
 

Brody Jenner Red Carpet Pic

Khloe Kardashian also confirmed the appearance of her step-brother, blogging today:

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In a recent interview, Kim Kardashian made it clear: she is not leaving her reality show any time soon.

Conversely, according to Radar Online sources, Kanye West has made it clear: he will not be appearing on her reality show any time soon.

  • Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pants
  • Kanye West Close Up

“He has made several brief appearances on the Kardashian reality shows, but wants nothing to do with future filming," an insider says.

How come?

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Wow. If you thought the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the most graphic look you'd get at a member of that family, you underestimated how few boundaries they have.

E! cameras captured Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on the emotional season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sunday ... and by giving birth we mean reaching down there and helping pull baby Penelope out of her vagina.

If you missed it, here's a visual rundown of how that went (sorry):

You gotta hand it to Kourtney - it's cool she's so into the process and pulled that off (pun not intended) with such confidence. She also seems to be a great mom.

Nevertheless ... really??? Forget about viewers who probably didn't need to go there. Why Kourtney wanted to go there is remarkable. Is nothing private anymore?

Her son, Mason, entered the world in similar fashion back in 2009. This family tradition is something only the Kardashians could pull off. But does it go too far?

Clearly, the birth of a child is a beautiful moment that should be celebrated, but should Kourt have kept this particular celebration to herself? You tell us below.

Thoughts on Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on TV?

 

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

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  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.

Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.

Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!

Kourtney, Scott

Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.

Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.

His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.

The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.

Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.

"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Rob's emotional journey continued with his therapy, while Kim finally grew a pair and apologized to Khloe.Robby Rob

Mostly. It was a pretty weaksauce apology, but an apology just the same.

The Jenner girls, meanwhile, found that modeling + school = hard work!

How did this stack up with last week's visit from Oprah in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

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"[Rob] is not in a very good mood hardly ever, so it makes me really sad, because there's something there that's just sad all the time." - Kris. Minus 5.

We pick up where we left off on Rob's therapist's couch and things are getting pretty darn emotional for the guy. Dude's really trying. Plus 15.

Khloe feels offended after Kim doesn't seem to remember her sister working at their dad's office. Cue contrived drama of the week. Minus 20.

Even though Kylie and Kendall Jenner both have full-time jobs, momager Kris wants them in high school, not home schooled. Smart. Plus 25.

Or not. Kris and Bruce eventually relent and decide to make the move to in-home tutoring. The girls are just growing up too fast ... Minus 50.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.

Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.

How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.

Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.

"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.

O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.

Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.

Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5.

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