Jennifer Aniston Gets a Secret Lover, Baby

Jennifer Aniston is not really in a secret love tryst or having a baby of any kind. But why let that get in the way of a good story, right Star?

After a rough week in which they defamed Katie Holmes and had their a$$es handed to them in court, Star is back to its bread and butter.

Nothing piques reader interest or moves inventory like a bogus Jen Aniston cover story. Does she have a new man!? Is she having a baby?!

How about BOTH this time!

Wow, Brad changed her life forever? Breaking news there.

We're guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper aren't really together, since he wouldn't be pleased with her sneaking around with this "Brian."

As for the baby, it's unclear if it's a pregnancy or adoption the celebrity gossip publication concocted this time, but pick up the latest issue to find out!

THG NOTE: You're probably better off not buying it. If you want to read total BS about celebs, we have a whole tag devoted to tabloid covers! For FREE!