Brad Pitt and Bella Heathcote: Caught in Nude Scandal (Unreliable Tabloid Claims)!

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According to Star Magazine, who must have an entire firm of attorneys on retainer, celebrity power couple Brangelina is embroiled in scandal once again. 

Amazingly, Jennifer Aniston is not involved!

It's Brad Pitt doing the cheating this time - the magazine dubiously claims - with his gorgeous, much younger Cogan's Trade co-star Bella Heathcote.

The best thing about Star's latest made-up rumor is the wording:

Brangelina Scandal!

First off, why write “nude scandal" and not "sex scandal"?

Were they just hanging out naked, sharing drinks and conversation, but no bodily fluids? Second, why is the age difference important in a fake affair?

Finally, Angie flew in to break it up ... then dumps the kids on him!?

We're imagining her walking in on the naked party, kicking Bella out, chastising Brad Pitt, then ordering him to watch the kids while she gets a pedicure.

Thanks for the laughs, Star. You always make our week.

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