Mel Gibson, he's not. But Nicolas Cage was caught on tape Sunday unleashing a fairly noteworthy rant of his own outside a club in Bucharest, Romania.
"Get in that car and walk away," he tells some guy. "I'll f*%king die because of honor. I'll f*%king die right now! 'Don't touch me you little b!tch!"
"See my eyes! Respect them as you'd respect me!"
Why did he say these things and to whom specifically? We have no idea, but it's still awesome. Crank up the volume and listen in the footage below!