We shudder to think what a talent competition would be like in prison...
Kumari Fulbright, an Arizona beauty queen who was arrested in late 2007 and charged with the brutal kidnapping and torturing of an ex-boyfriend, has been sentence to two years in jail.
Along with three other men, Fulbright - a former Miss Arizona contestant and law school student - was apprehended three years ago for taking Joshua Conway hostage, holding him at gunpoint and slashing him with a knife.
In addition to her sentence, Fulbright was ordered to pay Conway $15,000, which really should make up for everything.
We will punish her further by directing readers to this truly amazing mug shot of Kumari. It says it all.