Kim Kardashian Kontinues to Sell Out

It's official: there's no item to which Kim Kardashian will refuse to attach her name.

You'd think someone who raked in six million dollars this year and who gets paid to simply stand on the red carpets of events would try to be selective in this area. Why not try to serve as some kind of role model, right?

Wrong, folks! This is America! It's Kim's right to hawk an at-home laser hair treatment product that sells for $495 and guarantees "permanent, professional results."

After all, if you're gonna be losing weight by following Kim's advice and sitting on the toilet for days at a time, you probably won't be able to leave the house.