He's Steven Slater, Bitches!

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Steven Slater has accomplished an impressive feat: he's made Angelina Pivarnick sound like Tupac Shakur.

The former Jet Blue flight attendant has somehow landed a contract with a company called Line 2. It specializes in a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting for those on airplanes that have Wi-Fi - and the first campaign features Slater rapping. Yes, rapping.

This is a must-watch... for those with a strong stomach:

Lyrics in the video above include:

My name is Steven Slater...
And I'm no longer blue...
Now don't be a hater...
Cause you never flew.

Now I'm pimping Line 2...
And the killer app it is...
My legal fees are paid...
By the .com biz.

Climb into the cockpit...
And throw all the switches...
Now you're using Line 2...
I'm Steven Slater bitches.

We can't even come up with a joke for this. It speaks for itself.

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Slater is a digusting prancing phagggot. He can't rap, he can't dance like my sister can dance... he ought to stick to just giving blow jobs.

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