Lady Gaga is married! She tied the knot in a secret beach wedding in Greece. True story, except for the part where Lady Gaga did not get married in any way.
Minor details. Why let that stop you if you're a tabloid?
Clever use of the realistic-looking pic, New Weekly, down to the white attire and Luc Carl (or Luc Carl stand-in). But rest assured, Gaga is not Mrs. Carl. Yet.
Lady Gaga's wedding will be magical. Sometime in the future.
In actual Gaga news, she put on some pounds lately, or at least it appears she did. We're not being critical, we think she looks a lot healthier. Way to be, G!