Lawyers to Tiger Woods: No Dating Allowed!
At this point, it's looking like a matter of when, not if Tiger Woods gets divorced from wife Elin. But until that happens, his handlers want him under lock and key.
According to reports, the golfer's legal team told him he won't be able to date until the split is completely finalized. The reason? Well, it's kind of obvious, right?
Says a source close to the situation:
"Elin's building a character case [based on serial philandering]. Elin's team is watching Tiger's every move. She wants more money than Michael Jordan's ex got."
Jordan's ex-wife reportedly received $168 million. Elin is said to want $750 million (!) which may be a stretch, but even if she gets a quarter of that ... wow.
Tiger's reaction to being barred from dating was likely similar.
She certainly has enough material on Tiger to make a compelling case as it is. If he were caught mauling Joslyn James or that Elin Woods look-alike, though? Wow.
As for custody of the couple's two small children?
"They'll share it, but she wants the ability to take them to Sweden whenever she wants," says the insider. Tiger wants the right to object in court - here or abroad.
Things are already getting ugly, too. His other main hangup? He wants this confidential - now and 'til the end of time. As in no interviews or books by Elin. Ever.
She's balking at that so far. Stay tuned ...
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June 9th, 2010 11:14 AM
Tiger is not a good guy. He does not sign autographs, does not do interviews after a bad round and thinks he's above it all.
Not that I care where he sticks his thing, but he has represented himself as one thing to his wife, fans, the press and his sponsors and is something totally different. Pro golfers are kind of like "products" as they are not on a team, are independent contractors and all they have are their reputation. Tigers reputation is done forever. He can't take it all back and he's still a spoiled brat with a lousy attitude. He is bad for golf and I truly wish he'd find something else to do with his time. If Mr. Tim Finchem had any balls, he'd tell Tiger to take some serious time off....maybe a few years.
June 4th, 2010 9:00 AM
I can't believe you people blaming Elin for his actions did she hold a gun to his head and force him to be a lying cheating dog?
and those who say she is a whore who paraded herself at the golf games does that mean any girl who meets her future husband at a college football game(example) is a whore too for parading herself around at a sport event? how ridiculous! shame on you! women can and do enjoy sports and are allowed to go watch them that does not make them a whore.
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June 2nd, 2010 8:37 AM
Elin is and was a whore. What would you call a young woman trolling her ass around a professional sport circuit waiting to score a husband, or at least someone to keep her? Golf has this squeeky clean image, lol. What a crock. A sport that consists of a lot of men hanging out in exclusive clubs and drinking afterwards? The pros travel a lot and are in the same atmosphere it leads to...well its obvious. Even the LPGA has its scandals...predatory dykes pursuing the young fresh meat coming up from the amateur ranks....
Elin knew exactly what she was dong and getting into. She is a gold digging bitch of the first order. Tiger screwed up only in that he embarassed her. I am sure they had a prior agreement, but obviously not iron clad enough. Elin is no better than the women Tiger cheated on, the only difference is her price tag is a lot higher. Which reminds me of a story told of Winston Churchill. He asked a matron of high society if she would sleep with him for a million poun
June 1st, 2010 8:21 AM
I suspect it is NOT the Tiger's PR Team passing out such e=news of "no dating".... There are e-news of someone seeing Tiger with Elin look-alike shopping for a sports car or sitting in golf cart when Tiger is practising golf... I suspect all these e-news including "no dating" are passed out by paparazzi to pump up juice on more publicity for readers to read.... Well, the paparazzi eg radaronline, tmz etc had written as if divorce will definitely happen, but Tiger and Elin are so tight-lipped not showing any external signs , so the papa had to invent something along the lines of "divorce" to write on...eg Elin asked for 750 M$, the couple is not talking, Tiger barred from dating, Tiger appeared with a blonde etc etc.... I suspect most these e-news are not true... To be frank, I think Tiger is so busy to ramp up his golf skills after US Masters that he had not have the time to mess around, and besides, who is that stupid to mess up with women when after the big lessons of all those kiss-
May 31st, 2010 9:10 PM
Isn't it IRONIC? When Tiger was married his enablers hired over a hundred whores and prostitutes for him and hid it from the world. Now that he's getting divorced they are telling him to stay away from the women; it will ruin his reputation. Does anyone see anything wrong with this scenario?
And who would actually believe that the enablers are not still acquiring whores for him and still hiding it? That warning is just PR. Are we supposed to be stupid?
May 31st, 2010 11:18 AM
It always gets down to money and she thinks she should get much more than she actually deserves. What did she do to earn the money? What did she do to help his golf game? Money hungry; nothing more. Probably that was always her only interest.
May 30th, 2010 8:27 PM
Does the immature, narcissistic moron think he's funny with that rod in the picture? He'll always be a stupid narcissistic adolescent --- never a man --- a REAL man. Elin is much better off without him, and she should have the right to speak up about her life with him any time she wants to in the future.
Who does the ugly schmuck think he is? A 3rd world dictator?
May 30th, 2010 7:45 AM
Do you really believe in everyone written by tabloid ? I read some comments in another blog in which the commentator wrote "we, their neighbours, saw them talking to each other. Why did papa write that they didn't talk to each other?" I read another commentator wrote "we saw the blonde woman smiling in teh golf cart while Tiger was practicising golf was Elin.." I am not saying here that their marriage is in great shape...In fact, I suspect there is chance of divorce as well (if not, they will already have moved back in together.." But it seems that their interaction is still in friendly and mature terms rather than as lousy as what other papa said... I didn't believe that Tiger would be as stupid in this stage to really date with another female in public because of all the eyes of people... In fact, at this stage if he had the time, he would ramp up in his golf to be back in shape plus he had to share his parenting share of the two kids when he is not in golf tour... Several month
May 30th, 2010 7:33 AM
Thats good Elin...Fight for your right and let that sexmaniac have his own life....
May 30th, 2010 3:48 AM
He's not sorry what he did. Sorry for getting caught. And this latest article is another proof.
He doesn't have the decency to get the divorce finalized before jumping into bed with another bimbo. He's an immature spoiled brat who doesn't care about nobody else but himself.
Please spare me your comments about being a dad. All the time he spent with his harem of whores and porn stars was time stollen with the children. He knew what he was doing. He didn't care about the consequences of his nasty actions could have on his two tinny kids.
Imagine the legacy they will have to endure forever now ????
Note to Tameka : no money in the world could erase this kind of humiliation, betrayal, pain and suffer his family will go through for a long time.