Brooke Mueller Reaches Financial Settlement with Charlie Sheen, Leaves Cheating Bastard

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Angelina Tracy continues to insist that she isn't banging Charlie Sheen, but that hasn't stopped Brooke Mueller from packing up and leaving.

According to Radar Online, insiders and reps may claim the couple is “evaluating things," but that's mere PR (and BS). In reality, Charlie and Brooke have officially split, now that a financial arrangement has been reached.

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With a payout from Sheen to Mueller in its final stages, Brooke will walk away with a substantial amount of cash, “but not a fortune” a friend said, adding:

“It’s not everything she wanted. It’s not even close. But it’s enough.”

Heck, an iTunes gift card should be enough to leave Sheen. Trust us, Brooke, you and your children will be better off, even if it does mean fewer drug-induced threesomes for you.

The divorce announcement will not be made until Sheen has reached a plea bargain in his Colorado court case. But make no mistake, this source says:

"It’s over and the hardest part has been worked out: the money."

** UPDATE: The couple has released the following statement: ”Please let us clarify this: They are not seeking a divorce nor has one been contemplated. There has been no financial agreements between the parties of any sort. Stories to the contrary are false.”

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Sometimes when i think of people like them

I think what I liked mostly about Charlie Sheen was that even though he's was going through this much with his life, that he would hold a show so well, and had a lot of credit from people stating his professional abilities were great and to me he was out standing in his approach to be in character and have a fine quality to bring off such a flawless nature, I would like to give him that, I think so many people have a personal life that totally goes in the way of any career, sometimes and others just triumph through! hopefully everyone will get what they in the end.

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