As we discussed earlier this week, this is Justin Bieber's world. The rest of us just reside in it, and if we should be so lucky, get an occasional glimpse of the teen god.
So dominating and inevitable is Justin's control over the planet we reside on that he recently acquired the website Funny or Die, changing its name to Bieber or Die.
That's right, if it's not Justin Bieber related, it must die.
Check out the video of J.B. announcing his site takeover below. Don't think it's gonna stop here, either. Dude was once denied entry to a club. Know what he did? Bought it and made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Who's too young now, bitch!?
Follow the jump for two more videos from Justin's revamped Funny Or Die, including a faux Bieber screensaver and the greatest five seconds in Internet history ...
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