Put It Away, Pamela!
by Hilton Hater at .Warning: the following photo montage is not safe for work.
Or home.
Or really any place without a trash receptacle nearby.
As the featured attraction at the Richie Rich fashion show in New York City yesterday, Pamela Anderson walked the runway and made those of us who ordered her Tommy Lee sex tape in high school feel downright silly.
We paid $10.99 back then to stare at this?!?
Let's just hope - nay, pray! - that Pamela wears more layers on Dancing with the Stars this season. She's a rumored participant. Vegas has set the odds of Anderson's wardrobe malfunctioning on the air at 3:1. We wouln't wager against it.
To see how one is supposed to saunter down a catwalk, we direct your attention to Kim Kardashian.
To make yourself nauseous by looking at a scantily-clad has-been that doesn't know when to cover herself up, click on the images below.
[Photos: Splash News]
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Comments (8 Total)
You have the monopoly on useful ifnroamtion—aren't monopolies illegal? ;)
Too much booze will work on your brain!!
Does she ever consider that her kids might see this one day? Not a good idea.
You Pamela haters need to grab a vibrator and get off!!! Pam is hot hot hot! Take it feo a real man! She makes my knob throb...I'd give her a sperm-facial all day long! She's a pro at slurping on the big knob...how about u? She knows how to please a man!!! So leave her alone you worthless gold digging bitches!!! Hahahaha
Oh,,, this is sad on so many levels. I like Pamela Anderson but this is NOT a good look at all. FAIL!