Kyle Boller has been an ineffective starting quarterback in the NFL, with a career passer rating of 70.6
Carrie Prejean, meanwhile, has been an ineffective Christian role model, with a history of nude photos, sex tapes and bold-faced lies that have exploited the popular religion for personal fame and fortune.
In other words: these two are perfect for each other!
Prejean and Boller, who started dating last year, got engaged over the weekend, as the back-up QB proposed to the dethroned beauty queen in her hometown of San Diego. This is great news for Carrie:
Once the wedding takes place, she can finally have sex.
Kyle Boller failed as a quarterback due to poor on-field decision making. Looks like he has the same problem away from the gridiron.