Kari Ann Peniche Wants a Piece of Tiger Woods
Everyone wants a piece of Tiger Woods ... if you know what we mean! For many women, we mean sexually. For Kari Ann Peniche, we're talking about fame.
Remember Kari Ann? No? Shocking. She's only the 2004 Miss USA winner who was stripped of her title... and last year stripped for the Eric Dane nude tape.
When she's not in rehab, appearing on VH1 reality shows, getting engaged to random celebs and posing naked, Kari Ann Peniche is also an aspiring singer.
She's almost as good as Heidi Montag, to give you an idea.
Her latest "effort" is an ode to Tiger Woods and his many mistresses, entitled "U Me and Tiger Makes 3." Sounds like a ripoff of Britney Spears' "3." Oh well.
Every once in awhile, Kari Ann Peniche turns up somehow.
Nothing like trying to reclaim your 15 minutes at the expense of a huge sex scandal. Classy move. Not that we're surprised ... after all, this is Kari Ann Peniche.
Follow the jump to see this nonsense for yourself ...
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March 25th, 2011 7:54 PM
nasty whore
March 25th, 2011 7:53 PM
get real shes a joke. who cares.she got what she desrves.nothing.just a 3some for some money,plzzzzzz
May 14th, 2010 8:43 PM
Just so you people know Kari Ann does read her gossip comments. As do many other celebrities and some of there friends and family. Kari is bettering her life and if you new her, you would know how talented she really was.... Many people dont know how amazing Kari Ann is...They only see what they want to see from the media. She's an amazing friend to the people she adores and she helps a lot of people on a one to one bases. People get tired or reading she's a bitch, whore, slut over and over.Guess they don't know her. Great things are coming to Kari and you will see this unfold over time. It Hollywood, its where dreams come time.....That's all there is to say!
April 7th, 2010 6:30 PM
I wonder if Kari Ann reads any of the post that people write about her.. I have seen Celebrity Rehab...the sober House etc...and she just doesnt want any help if she did, she would stop being such a vile, ignorant individual. She would actually love her self and want to try to get better I understand it is a long road but you have to want to do it, and like I said you have to love yourself before anyone else can love you and she has no respect for herself or for others..She is a sad lonely girl who is wasting other peoples time and patience and money. As for her music career I think she should focus on getting her self back to reality and maybe re-educate her self and spend less time trying to be everyones elses fantasy and start treating herself and body as a temple.
March 18th, 2010 11:20 PM
Kari Ann Peniche is about as endearing as a steaming pile of crap. She is very good at projecting her despicable behavior onto everyone around her. She is a pathological liar among other things. Hey Kari Ann: F**k You.
February 26th, 2010 8:53 AM
This child had a serious traumatic event in her life, I would guess around the age of 12-14. As a result she stoped maturing intillectually, emotionally and socially at that age. Unfortunately that traumatic event has caused her to seek the attention and love she never received during and after the event. She will continue with this behavior until she address the cause which will likely be extremely painful. Most 12-14 year olds run from situations that they know will be painful and this is what she is doing. If she does not seek help she will likely die an early death either from a sexually transmitted disease or from drugs. She can't help herself
February 26th, 2010 12:31 AM
Kari Ann needs HELP AND THEN SOME she is a terrible representation of women in todays world. SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND FIND A REAL LIFE TO LIVE NOT FANTASY LAND. THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THIS GIRL.
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February 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
This video is all about Dr Drew. Anyone who missed that should watch it a few more times. I love it. Right on Kari.
February 4th, 2010 2:16 PM
Um - Tiger brought this on himself and if you listen to the song - it's about Dr Drew. the first line is Doctor Doctor i think i need some help.....
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February 4th, 2010 1:58 PM
Hey, give the girl a break. Maybe she's talking about her pet stuffed tiger. Its playful, and totally harmless. Tiger has far more important things to deal with. This ain't one of them. I think its fun.