Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: Possible Pregnancy Ahead!

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Breaking, almost definitely made-up news: Tila Tequila is pregnant!

In her latest stream of Tweets - which follow last night's God-based barrage - Tila claims she is taking the high road; that haters are pissing off the Almighty; and hints strongly that she has a bun in her warped oven.

Like Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin, the most damning, hilarious evidence of Tequila's publicity-inspired madness is simply to list her Twitter messages word-for-word. Shake your head over them (listed from latest to oldest, all within an hour) below...

  • Thank u everyone for your kind words. I am off to bedrest again now. I have let go of all anger inside of me. It feels so good! TTYL! xoxo
  • My Wife has passed away and all I have left is the baby. I wish mean people can just respect the dead and respect a new life growing inside!
  • The doctor i visited says that all this stress and negative people around me getting me upset, can affect the baby in a bad way. Pls stop.
  • Yes I promised myself and my wifey that we WILL NOT discuss anymore thing about this. SO with that said. I have AMAZING NEWS 2 SHARE W/U!!!
Tila Tweets
  • I just want to go back to the way things were. Let me mourn my wife in private. I want to talk about the FUN things that I wanted 2 tell u!
  • As for me, I am so tired. I have no energy to defend my wife anymore. I faint, Im tired & this is not good for my baby. Leave us alone pleas
  • & for the haters. Please stop. Enough with this vile vindictive behavior. Respect my Wife please. She is dead. Let her rest in peace please!
  • My only wish is 4 all the negative people to leave me alone please. I dnt want to talk to media, I dnt want 2 deal w/haters. Leave me alone.
  • I love my wife and will always forever. I'm not doing a press tour like those other people "AHEM" we know who they are. Gross! Whatever.
  • Those disgusting people who talk shit about my wife are upsetting God right now, and that is who she's with. I'm taking the high road now.
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I thought she had said she was going to be a surrogate mother for her brother. If that is the case, and she is carrying the child for he and his wife or girlfriend who can not carry a child, why is she calling it her baby and saying that it's all that she has left? A surrogate mother does not claim the child they carry as theirs nor imply that it's theirs to "have". Surrogates know that once the baby is born, they no longer have responsibility or "possession" of the child. Tila needs counseling. Fast. Hope her brother had a contract to protect his and his wife's rights to this child. Unless it is in fact Tila's child then I hope the baby's father steps in to save it from this womans madness.

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Ignorance, stupidity, bad grammar, and pregnant by another woman? Fur cryin out loud!

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Tila, you're nasty. How in the hell you represent the Vietnamese like that? you are so stupid. You're the one who drag yourself into this media and now asking ppl to leave you alone? Hell NO, they will NOT leave you alone, not until you disappear out of the media STUPID!!!! I am Vietnamese and gay but you're just a NASTY bi

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what a deeply troubled individual she is

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This chick needs some serious help/therapy. Who is she exactly?? I mean, I know who she is but why is she so important all of a sudden. And why the pity party from her? Selfish in my eyes, your supposed eternal love dies, and it's all about you? OK. Then even IF she is pregnant it's not from the other woman,duh. I think she is so self absorbed, and tries to act like she's got it all together when she's nothing but a train wreck. Yet for some reason she's the talk of the tabloids. I bet she's loving that attention too.

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oh my God!! she's disgusting.. pregnant?? ew!! she's a true whore LOL

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Tila needs a big time out from the internet.

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Oh Tila, I don't feel bad for you. I hope you cry yourself to death.

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Tila get an abortion and go away. Please. You are so annoying.

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Tila Tequila is an attention whore! End of story