Forget The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Meet The Real Moronic Househusband of... New Jersey.
Joe Giudice, who is married to reality TV's favorite table-thrower Teresa Giudice, crashed his car early this morning and now finds himself in trouble with two different police departments.
Captain Ed Rosellini of the Montville Township Police told E! News the accident took place around 1:45 a.m. and:
"It was a motor vehicle accident, and he was taken to the hospital. Officers believed he had a drink and he was then tested for alcohol and charged accordingly."
Giudice was taken to the Morristown Memorial Hospital. After a blood sample was taken, he was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.
But that's not all!
The incident tipped off the nearby Clifton Police Department, which proceeded to arrest Joe on an outstanding warrant for a number of city ordinance violations. He posted $2,625, got out of jail around 6 a.m. and headed home... to face the wrath of his four children and insane wife.
Good luck, buddy!