Dying to see Levi Johnston in Playgirl, hockey stick and all?
Then you better get ready to enter your credit card number.
The magazine is milking this thing for all it's worth, telling visitors that they must JOIN NOW TO SEE LEVI JOHNSTON NUDE! Or, um, so we've heard.
Yeah, someone told us ...
The bottom line? Despite massive hype, you won't even see Levi Johnston nude ... at least full-frontal style. We also don't recommend going to Playgirl's website.
Well, unless your idea of a good Saturday night is being inundated by pop-ups and pop-under ads featuring naked men, in which case, what are you still doing here?!
For your shirtless hunk fix, we suggest the new Twilight movie instead (check out our New Moon review). Taylor Lautner's torso is basically the star of the thing.
Anyway, if you're still interested, we've got another naked (well, semi-naked) picture from Levi's Playgirl spread for you after the jump. Follow it if you must ...

























February 26th, 2010 3:55 AM
I heard about him before but didn't see the cover until today after they wrote that he has to pay for child support. Poor guy. Oh well, his parents gave him that body so he can do whatever he wants to his body. Many people do worse things to their bodies than what he does to his, so why does anyone care? It's true that it's not anyone's business.
February 10th, 2010 6:34 AM
You all just gotta stop being jealous, just because your not givin a moment to be seen by the public and people dont know your name does not give you the right to complain, everyday people make mistakes including you... tell me that you have not done something that you regret or made a decision that only benefited you in the end ????? So he has a kid, and that kids mother says hes a dead beat but do we know the whole story ??? NO you just keep listening to the media and believing the mother in this case, let me tell you right now i know three different family's that are going through divorce right now and the mothers are calling the fathers dead beats but yet when the father try's to pay some money or wants to take the kids for the week or weekend the mother wont let it happen. hmmm but lets just blame all men for being in the wrong right??? So he got an opportunity to take some photos for some cash tell me if you had been offered money for some pictures of you regardless if they were nude or not that you wouldn't do it ??? even if you did have some family issues?? so to all you that are complaining .... SHUT UP and mind your own business !!!
January 10th, 2010 1:06 AM
Hey Levi wanna show me the rest!!!!!
January 7th, 2010 9:10 PM
"Nude" phots?? That's not nude. Nude for males is showing meat & 2 veg. Hah. That'll be the day (for Playgirl). We are always short-changed.
December 29th, 2009 5:26 PM
Good for you, Levi. You've got a great body and you're not afraid to share it. Thanks for that. As for everybody else, give the guy a break. It wasn't his choice to be dragged into the national spotlight in a shameless dog-and-pony show. And now that he gets to enjoy a few of the rewards for that involuntary thrust into the limelight, everybody jumps all over him for taking advantage of the opportunity. As for his fitness for Playgirl, I challenge any of his critics to bare their better bods for the sake of comparison. He looks damn good -- and he's going to be very glad that those pictures exist someday. And Tripp, you've got a great dad, kid. Be proud of him. He's more of a father than most of his critics will ever give him credit for -- that is, if they have the balls to admit it isn't any of their business to begin with.
December 29th, 2009 1:40 PM
Please ! Levi is a perfectly handsome young man. He appears genuine in his actions needed to share custody of his son. Who are we to question Levi's actions ? Just let Levi be Levi. Honestly ... I don't think he is bothering anyone.
December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
There is a big difference between exploiting oneself and exploiting others... Sarah "Mooselini" Palin exploits others. She is far worse then this guy, a has-been pageant princess with the brain cells to match. I bet he regrets the day he ever stuck his wick in the Palin trough, now he has to deal with that right-wing, bigoted moron for the rest of his life.
December 10th, 2009 4:33 PM
He's attractive enough. Probably more so than most of the guys commenting and more so than most of the men with whom the commenting ladies are fucking. Is he perfect? no. Is he a good-looking, regular guy? yes. Give him a break. He's spent time with Sarah Palin and her insane family. He deserves to cash in.
December 7th, 2009 10:10 PM
Ok, so I think Palin is a moron with a pretty face. Now I think Levi is a moron with a pretty....face. What a gene pool! She's such a phony and he can't even use proper grammar. What a bunch of idiots. Guess they're not smart enough to stay out of the limelight. They really should hide under a rock in Alaska. What a gene pool.....
December 4th, 2009 8:31 AM
DISAPPOINTMENT! I hope they didn't pay him much for just showing his flat AZZ and some pubic hairs! You can go to a amateur site and see better goods from people posting for FREE!