Cornell Business School Email Scandal: Employees Having Affair Accidentally BCC Entire School

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Who among us hasn't had a regrettable email incident? Sending your lawyer something meant for your friend because their names are similar, or replying to all when you meant to reply to one person bashing someone else on the email, for example.

While embarrassing, most such incidents are harmless and funny in retrospect.

Not so much for a married Cornell Business School IT guy named John, who managed to out his affair with married co-worker Lisa by BCCing the entire school.

We're not even sure how that's possible, but he found a way. And now their hot, steamy affair, which apparently involved a lot of eighth-grade-reading-level sex puns in addition to sneaking around, is public knowledge.

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John and Lisa apparently enjoy tickling each other and much more.

What would Andy Bernard say about a scandal at the alma mater he so loves to name drop? We can only imagine The Office quotes that could result from this.

You can follow this link for the entire email exchange, but we've excerpted some of the (extremely unsafe for work/school) highlights for you after the jump.

Remember, people. Just use AIM next time ...

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Uh, a bright blue thong. if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch ;-)

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:05 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Wow! I just LOVE that idea! And it would require no extra seasoning, seeing as how it would have your savory juices all over it!!! :)

Later ...

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:52 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Ha! Too funny Lisa! So let’s see you like bats, the dark, and the idea of tying me up, kidnapping me, and then mercilessly tickle torturing me! Should I be concerned???

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:54 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Depends on your definition of concerned. But if I’m lurking in the dark to get you then conversely, you could be lurking in the dark to get me and just the mere thought of that doesn’t concern me, but makes me very wet.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:59 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Ha! EXACTLY where I was going with this sweetie! See, we are on the same wavelength, as usual! You have me in the back of your car right now, tied up in the back seat. And you’re sitting on me, giggling and tickling, giving me sort of a preview of what I can expect when you get me home! And I am sitting here SO F*%KING HARD from thinking about this!!!

Later still ...

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:21 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

OH DEAR GOD HELP ME!!! You are pushing buttons that are getting me WAY TOO F**KING HORNY for being stuck at work!!! And just WHAT am I supposed to do now??? I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!!

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:23 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I see me sitting in your lap straddling, really.facing you with my legs draped over your restrained arms and then wrapped around you and your chair holding you in place you’re pinned and unable to move. I’m leaning back ever so slightly with my hands braced on your desk, helping me to grind my pu$$y against you.

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C'MON SON!!!

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Rock on, that guy's my idol. I hope i'm that smooth when i'm 55

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if i had eaten today i would have lost it... and if i wasnt alrady sick i be sick as hell!!... WTF! OLD PEOPLE!! do your affairs the old fashion way... in a crappy hotel or a swingers club... leave cybering to the young masses who actually know how to properly do it with out getting caught...

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Too funny. I got put on probation once for making n email mistake to the masses.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I'm not even sure this woman is capable of getting wet anymore, nor do I believe this man is capable of getting hard without medical help of some kind. From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE: Uh, a bright blue thong. if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch ;-) From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:05 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE: Wow! I just LOVE that idea! And it would require no extra seasoning, seeing as how it would have your savory juices all over it!!! :) Speaking of lunch, I just lost mine. Thanks.

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unfunny old idiots! seriously..thes eold bastards need to be in hell!

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i call bullshit

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"I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!!" LMAO

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dood i just threw up in my mouth! This is like gross old people porno chat hahah!