Alleged singer Jessica Simpson, who flew to Japan over the weekend, and who was shocked by the jolt of a magnitude 6.6 earthquake that hit early Tuesday, decided Tweeting about it was the only logical response.
But more impressively, she figured out what was going on!
"Thought I was hallucinating," she Tweeted yesterday.
"I have never felt anything like this in my life. Laying in bed watching CNN." Not even the rumbling in her belly during that rough patch could compare.
The Japan earthquake struck Tsuruga Bay, which is southwest of Tokyo, at 5:07 a.m. local time on Tuesday, according to the National Weather Agency.
No casualties were immediately reported.
Her previous Tweet was at Ken Paves, to whom she wrote "August 5th I turned 38. 3+8=11. Numerologically 11 represents new beginnings."
Good to hear.
The intellectual capabilities of Jessica Simpson always amaze.
Jessica Simpson, who recently split from boyfriend Tony Romo, is starting work on her new VH-1 TV show The Price of Beauty, which will follow her as she tours seven countries to document what lengths women go to achieve beauty.
Follow the link to scroll through some Jessica Simpson pictures and see how she's been holding up since the breakup. Spoiler alert: Not all that well!