Paris Hilton is denying report that she and Doug Reinhardt were tossed off a yacht owned by Elton John's beau David Furnish for hooking up in the bathroom.
Tabolids claimed the ho-tel heiress was booted after she and Doug were caught in a "compromising position" on the boat following the Cannes Film Festival.
But on her official MySpace page, Paris Hilton blogged that the report "is such a lie that it's a joke! ... I would never do that," insists the ho-cialite.
Note that she said she would never, rather than she did not. Telltale sign of a lie right there. Also, one's credibility is kind of shot when one engages in what can almost be described as a public sex tape with one's man the previous day.
"It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories," pleaded Paris.
"I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of these false rumors. It's not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility."
As opposed to ... forget it.
Boat-banishments, angry neighbors and disgusting PDAs aside, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt seem very much in love - more and more each day.
"They are very much in love and happy," a source close to them said.
Ah, young romance. Just get married, sell the pictures to OK! Magazine and release the kinky wedding night sex tape, kids. You know you want too.