Earlier this week, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt invaded Cannes, France, as the ho-tel heiress promoted her new documentary and made out with her man.
Last night, though, they took their trademark PDAs to a new level.
In full view of the public, Paris began grinding, freakin' on and mounting Doug in what can only be a precursor to the inevitable next celebrity sex tape ...
We would tell Paris and Doug to get a room, but if they got one, the fame whores would probably invite celebrity gossip photographers to come watch anyway.
Somewhere, Rick Salomon is jealous ... and swan-diving Scrooge McDuck style into the pile of money he made from when he performed such acts and filmed it.
We can't wait for the "documentary" of this night's exploits. Click to enlarge more pictures of Doug in Paris (and we're not talking about the French capital):
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13 Comments
May 22nd, 2009 12:43 PM
it looks like paris is getting some four play.. is she wearing underwear?
May 24th, 2009 10:55 AM
that fact the they are celebraty an all they ourght 2 be ashamed actually having sex inpublic. yak
May 25th, 2009 7:42 AM
paris pls,stop disgracing ur fans
May 26th, 2009 1:07 AM
Who's the dude? Does she hire an "Escort/male prostitute" to drag around these days??
Skank's getting old, hope she has a good retirement fund stashed as she's good for nothing.
June 24th, 2009 6:02 AM
aa
June 24th, 2009 12:09 PM
omg!! in one pic it looks like shes not wearind underware and doug is about to finger her..ewww
July 26th, 2009 12:38 PM
PARIS HILTON IS THE MOST RETARDED BI*** ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!
August 2nd, 2009 10:10 PM
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
October 27th, 2009 12:07 PM
PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT MADE ON 2, AUGUST 2009. I WAS UNDER DURESS SINCE PARIS HILTON HAD KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO MAKE VARIOUS INSANE COMMENTS. FOR INSTANCE, SHE FORCED ME TO CLAIM THAT HER NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE, WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS THAT MANUALLY TYPING IN HER NAME BRINGS HER UP ON A SEARCH. ALSO, THE AUTO PROMPTING FEATURE IS SIMPLY BRINGING UP THE MOST POPULAR RESULTS, ANY MORON WOULD KNOW THAT THINGS LIKE PARIS, FRANCE WILL COME UP MULTIPLE TIMES INSTEAD OF PARIS HILTON. BUT PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO DO SUCH.
PLEASE DO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE MYSPACE POSTS UNDER THE NAME PARIS HILTON. YOU WILL SEE HOW I HAVE MADE SO MANY DERRANGED AND INSANE COMMENTS SUCH AS CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANTED TO DATE ME, THAT PARIS HILTON IN SOME DESIRE FOR REVENGE HAS PUT ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN MY HOME TO ATTACK ME, AND SO FORTH. THE COMMENTS GET STRANGER AND STRANGER, TO THE POINT WHERE I EVEN START USING PSUEDONYMS LIKE DJANGO AND POSTING COMMENTS AND THEN DENYING THAT I HAVE POSTED THEM. THIS WAS ALL DONE BECAUSE PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO DO THIS.
BEING HORMONAL DUE TO THE FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES BEING INJECTED INTO ME DOESN’T HELP MUCH.
OH, ALSO PLEASE NOTE MY HORRID ATTEMPTS AT SINGING, PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO GO TO 100 STUDIO IN JAMAICA AND EMBARSS MYSELF INFRONT OF NUMEROUS NOTED REGGAE PERFORMERS IN JAMAICA. SHE EVEN FORCED ME TO SING THE BOB MARLEY CLASSIC “AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT” BUT REPLACE THE WORD “AMBUSH” WITH THE WORD “FARTKNOCKERS”.
IT’S TERRIBLE WHAT SHE HAS FORCED ME TO DO.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
November 8th, 2009 11:29 PM
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33