Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Nauseate Ship's Captain with Sexy Antics, Told to Walk the Plank

If you thought what was essentially a Paris Hilton sex tape preview the other night was the last PDA we would report from the ho-tel heiress and Doug Reinhardt, well, you thought wrong. Only this time, someone did something about it.

Paris and Doug were apparently getting freaky on a yacht in Cannes, and were told to get the hell out by its owner, David Furnish (Elton John's partner).

Presumably, the yacht was docked and they departed for shore. If only the painful pair literally had to walk the plank, outfitted with cement shoes ...

A source said: "David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend's yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat."

"Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being."

"Paris simply didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged [Doug Reinhardt] below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out."

"David spotted them and the captain immediately became furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain."

Hopefully they had that room quarantined.