Lindsay Lohan Cast in A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

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Lindsay Lohan is about to die.

On screen, at least.

The promiscuous actress has been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street.

“We were lucky to receive a call from Jason Weinberg, Lindsay’s manager,” producer Andrew Form told JustJared. “He called us to tell us that Lindsay was very interested in the film and wanted to be a part of it. We called Jason back after Wesley Strick finished the script and asked if Lindsay wanted to look at the first draft. She looked it over and loved it. She thought this was the perfect vehicle for her."

Considering the fate of most individuals that come into contact with the movie's iconic villain, Freddie Krueger, it's the perfect vehicle for anyone that's been hoping Lohan's head gets chopped off as well.

"I couldn’t imagine having a better actress for the part," Form said.

Sounds about right to us. Lindsay has been acting like a lesbian with Samantha Ronson for months now.

** Update: Lindsay will never die! "It's not true," Lohan's rep said. "We don't know where this all came from, but there's nothing there."

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My favorite movie ever is a nightmare on elmstrreet.
but lindsey lohan is a HORRIBLE actress, makes me not want to watch it which suxx.

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