Coming Soon: A Michael Jackson Clothing Line

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While we typically aim for a funny introduction to news items, this story makes fun of itself:

Michael Jackson is working on a clothing line.

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While it's unclear just when the singer's own brand of sequined gloves and surgical masks will hit stores, we can report that he's working alongside designer Christian Audigier on it.

"It's still in the developing stages, but it's going to be big," an source told Life & Style. "This will be a major comeback for Michael. He's dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture."

We assume the clothing will mostly be available in the young, impressionable children's section.

Come on, who wouldn't buy clothing from a man that dresses like this?!?

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cappie hall use your brain you are the tabloid junkie that is being fooled.

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GOD has said never to mess with people that belong to him and the people that have had anything bad to say about Michael Jackson will pay. I dont know if I were you I would ask for forgiveness cause God will take everything that belongs to you and leave you with nothing just to make you feel the way that the world made him to be. The world is also coming to an end Jesus is on is way here and is you not saved you in big trouble. Give your life to him before you're left here.you might say that '' I don't feel like doing that right now i'll do it tomorrow''. Tomorrow isn't promised what if you die in your sleep.the next thing you know is that you standing in front of him and he tells you that he can't let you in because ,when he sent someone to talk to you , you didn't take the chance to know him for yourself

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I would buy anything that man has to sell. I LOVE HIM!

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Ppl r so cruel! Yes I agree! Put ur stinkin feet n his shoes nd c how much hair u lose!I luved this man since I picked up his 1st CD!I have a copy of every CD he made and I know all tha songs on them all. This man is great nd if yal stupid jerks can't c it,then u blind as a freakin bat!o yeah,believe what tha media say,but let me put somethin out there about u nd accuse u of something even worse nd let's c how much talk u gon have then!I LUV U MICHAEL!

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Ppl r so cruel! Yes I agree! Put ur stinkin feet n his shoes nd c how much hair u lose!I luved this man since I picked up his 1st CD!I have a copy of every CD he made and I know all tha songs on them all. This man is great nd if yal stupid jerks can't c it,then u blind as a freakin bat!o yeah,believe what tha media say,but let me put somethin out there about u nd accuse u of something even worse nd let's c how much talk u gon have then!I LUV U MICHAEL!

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I still LOVE him!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 a long time michael had the entire world fooled. so people aren't being cruel towards him, we all see him in a diffrent light now. perhaps u should peel off your rose colored glasses and see the light as well.

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Oh come one, your just being cruel now. Christian first off wouldn't have Michael produce clothing he knows wouldn't sell, and when you put MJ and Christian together it's bound to be goo.d MJ is a perfectionist, too.
You people are so cruel. Why do you people enjoy being so cruel to Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson Biography

Michael Jackson mug shot Michael Jackson was the King of Pop, with the best-selling album of all-time and more than a dozen massive hits. After years of physical... More »
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Gary, Indiana
Full Name
Michael Joseph Jackson
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