While we typically aim for a funny introduction to news items, this story makes fun of itself:
Michael Jackson is working on a clothing line.
While it's unclear just when the singer's own brand of sequined gloves and surgical masks will hit stores, we can report that he's working alongside designer Christian Audigier on it.
"It's still in the developing stages, but it's going to be big," an source told Life & Style. "This will be a major comeback for Michael. He's dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture."
We assume the clothing will mostly be available in the young, impressionable children's section.
Come on, who wouldn't buy clothing from a man that dresses like this?!?