Call him what you want - Justin-Bobby, Justin Brescia, Audrina's loser boyfriend, or just Douchebag - the man is a beacon of social tact.
Last night, the grimy Justin-Bobby Brescia and a smiling Audrina Patridge were spotted out in L.A. at the fifth anniversary party for Dolce.
In a gesture befitting of a low-life such as himself, J-Bobby strutted through a mass of photographers with middle finger on display.
Justin Brescia and Audrina Patridge: A match made in The Hills.
We don't think Audrina compares to LC in terms of natural beauty, but she's pretty attractive. Surely any number of guys would love to date her - and a lot of them probably aren't opposed to showering or using full sentences.