If there's a pause between paragraphs in this story about Paris Hilton and her feelings for boyfriend Benji Madden, it's only because we had to vomit a few dozen times from the thought of these two together.
We're sure celebrity gossip readers understand, as Hilton rattled on to People Magazine this week about a song Madden wrote in her honor. Gag us with a spoon, please.
"He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio," Hilton said. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."
Sweeter than filming you having sex?!? Rick Salomon is hurt by that statement.
Meanwhile, Paris couldn't stop gushing about the Good Charlotte guitarist:
"He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what."
Does this mean Hilton and Madden might beat Nicole Richie and Joel Madden to the altar?
"I don't know," Hilton said. "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."
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June 4th, 2008 11:37 AM
There is nothing wrong with sex and a little nudity, everyone does it.
But WHY do you insist on bringing up a lame old tape from many years ago.
And why does Paris get the blame when it was Solomon who sold their tape? That's very unfair , the greater responsibility fell on Solomon who was 12 years older than her.
I'm happy that Paris finally found a good guy in Banji Madden who is not a user.
June 4th, 2008 11:40 AM
So Paris had sex eight years ago. Big whoop. We all did. Tabloids need to get over it.
June 11th, 2008 11:17 PM
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes commited against Brandon Witte, age 32, of Arlington, TX and for causing the "mental collapse" of Britney Spears in January while accosting her with electronic devices and small energy weapons while blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears to be sold for fifty million dollars and to be released if Spears went to the police for help.