There was so much relationships. There was, like, the theme of power throughout the whole thing.
This is what many Jurassic World reviews apparently missed, as critics around the nation mostly enjoyed the latest installment of this dinosaur-based franchise.
But not nearly as much as the woman featured in the video above.
She’s bawling like a crazy person 15 minutes after the film ended, telling her husband all about the parts she liked and also the one part she didn’t care for:
Bryce Dallas Howard always wearing skirts and heels while doing battle with some dangerous animals.
“Put on some pants and tennis shoes. It made me so mad!” she explains.
Uh-oh. If this is how this movie goer reacts when happy, we’d really hate to see her mad.
Please go change your outfit, Bryce. Please.