Game of War is a lame smartphone "freemium" game that's best known for its ads featuring Kate Upton's giant breasts.
Apparently, however, Kate's breasts were worried about being typecast and they decided to take their jiggling talents elsewhere.
As a result, the folks behind
Game of Thrones: The Crappy iPhone Game Game of War decided to replace Upton with Mariah Carey.
It was a bit of a surprising decision. It's not like 1-minute advertising spot requires a ton of acting talent, but anyone who's seen Glitter knows that Mariah is actually a camera presence blackhole who causes everyone around her to become wore at acting.
Fortunately, the ad draws most of its humor from Mimi's music, not her acting. Plus, we get to see Mariah awkwardly try to run in armor! Bonus!