Mariah Carey Replaces Kate Upton in Game of War Ads, Somehow Isn't Terrible

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Game of War is a lame smartphone "freemium" game that's best known for its ads featuring Kate Upton's giant breasts.

Apparently, however, Kate's breasts were worried about being typecast and they decided to take their jiggling talents elsewhere.

As a result, the folks behind Game of Thrones: The Crappy iPhone Game Game of War decided to replace Upton with Mariah Carey.

It was a bit of a surprising decision. It's not like 1-minute advertising spot requires a ton of acting talent, but anyone who's seen Glitter knows that Mariah is actually a camera presence blackhole who causes everyone around her to become wore at acting.

Fortunately, the ad draws most of its humor from Mimi's music, not her acting. Plus, we get to see Mariah awkwardly try to run in armor! Bonus!

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Mariah Carey Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Huntington, New York
Full Name
Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey Quotes

I'm in love with my dog. He is my special someone. I love spending time with him.

Mariah Carey

We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.

Mariah Carey [on Nick Cannon]