Earlier this week, in a project sponsored by Glamour, Kim Kardashian recorded a video letter to her future self.
In the footage, a very serious Kim said she hoped the 2025 version of Kim Kardashian was "kind to herself" and that a preteen North West was having a lot of "patience" in middle school.
Now, as one might expect, Jimmy Kimmel has gone ahead and parodied this video.
"Am I still hosting my show? Am I finally gay?" Kimmel wonders here. "Did my Latisse treatments work? What's the new kale? Is it parsley?"
Also, like any decent person, the comedian went on to wish only the best for the important people in his life.
"I hope all my friends and loved ones are fat," he added.