Get ready to enter a bizarro world where up is down, black is white, and no one gives a damn about the decor on Starbucks coffee cups:
Donald Trump is now making fun of Hillary Clinton's hair!
Yes, you read that correctly, and no, you didn't accidentally stumble onto The Onion.
During an interview on Mark Levin's radio show this morning, Trump was asked if he thought Clinton's new 'do might be a wig. His response is one for the ages:
"I tell you what it really was shocking to see it because you're right it must be, it was massive. Her hair became massive."
Donald Trump finds Hillary Clinton's hair shocking!!!
Just when you thought this campaign couldn't get any more ridiculous than Ben Carson's rap song.
This man wants to force another country to build a several-thousand mile wall to protect the US, and he just portrayed a laser harp player named Gene Breads on SNL, but he thinks Hillary Clinton's slightly different new hairdo is "shocking."
It's hilarious, obviously, but in a way, it's also kind of sad.
Trump has been living with that dead honey badger on his head for so long that he thinks that's what normal hair looks like.
We'd start a charity for him, but as he's made clear many times over the course of his campaign, donations are for total losers.