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You might think that the Duggars temporarily disappeared from the public eye because of the Josh Duggar molestation scandal, but it turns out they were simply preoccupied with a very important task.

No, not begging their fans for financial support (though that’s important, too). We’re talking about solving that little race problem that’s had Americans acting all worked up for the past 400 years or so.

Sure, when Ben reads aloud he sounds like he’s in character as Kenny Powers or Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights, but try not to get distracted by how dumb he sounds, and instead focus on the idiocy of his message:

“There’s been a lot of, like, tension in America between, like, blacks and whites, and in the media, too," Seewald says.

"There’s been all these reports and, like, ‘race war’ and, you know, going on and everything, and these killings and people saying, ‘Hey, we’re trying to start a race war?’

“That all comes from the Devil. That all comes from, like, this false religion out here, evolution, that stuff. Teaching that, like, some people are ‘more evolved.’”

That’s right: The mountains of scientific evidence that support the theory of evolution are the real cause of racism, because…well., Ben doesn’t really offer any reasons. Just go with, okay?

We’re sure if he had more time, Ben would explain how gravity causes income inequality and belief in dinosaurs results in school shootings.