True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

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These True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 quotes range from harmlessly clueless to borderline insane, with a little bit of rage and sadness sprinkled in for good measure.

1. Dean is Gettin' Upset!

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"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace

"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo...

2. What's Dean's F--king Problem?!

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"It's a lie. I don't know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this wonderful, loving person, people are watching going like 'Yeah what the f--k is Dean's problem?'" - Dean, on Mary Jo joining True Tori and compounding Dean's f--king problems

"It's a lie. I don't know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this...

3. Event Planning Goddess

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"It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version." - Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party for stepson Jack

"It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version." - Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party...

4. No-Win Situation

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"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori

"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori

5. We All Make Mistakes

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"I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to come down on him for making a mistake like that." - Dean, comparing his teenage son inviting too many people to his party to his own "mistakes"

"I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to...

6. The Other Woman

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"They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward." - Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo

"They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward." - Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo

7. Strict Parenting

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"My parents, rule wise, were really strict. 18 years old, I was on a hit TV show." - Tori on her rough upbringing

"My parents, rule wise, were really strict. 18 years old, I was on a hit TV show." - Tori on her rough upbringing

8. Armed and Dangerous

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"I took a kitchen knife with me in my purse." - Tori, on the first time she met Mary Jo Eustace

"I took a kitchen knife with me in my purse." - Tori, on the first time she met Mary Jo Eustace

9. The One Person

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"She’s kind of the one person I want to talk about the affair with." - Tori, on Mary Jo, because obviously that's what she thinks is a good idea, without giving any consideration to her reality show

"She’s kind of the one person I want to talk about the affair with." - Tori, on Mary Jo, because obviously that's what she thinks is a...

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