These True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 quotes range from harmlessly clueless to borderline insane, with a little bit of rage and sadness sprinkled in for good measure.
1. Dean is Gettin' Upset!
"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace
2. What's Dean's F--king Problem?!
"It's a lie. I don't know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this wonderful, loving person, people are watching going like 'Yeah what the f--k is Dean's problem?'" - Dean, on Mary Jo joining True Tori and compounding Dean's f--king problems
3. Event Planning Goddess
"It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version." - Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party for stepson Jack
4. No-Win Situation
"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori
5. We All Make Mistakes
"I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to come down on him for making a mistake like that." - Dean, comparing his teenage son inviting too many people to his party to his own "mistakes"
6. The Other Woman
"They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward." - Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo