True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

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These True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 quotes range from harmlessly clueless to borderline insane, with a little bit of rage and sadness sprinkled in for good measure.

1. Dean is Gettin' Upset!

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"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace

"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo...

2. What's Dean's F--king Problem?!

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"It's a lie. I don't know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this wonderful, loving person, people are watching going like 'Yeah what the f--k is Dean's problem?'" - Dean, on Mary Jo joining True Tori and compounding Dean's f--king problems

"It's a lie. I don't know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this...

3. Event Planning Goddess

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"It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version." - Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party for stepson Jack

"It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version." - Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party...

4. No-Win Situation

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"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori

"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori

5. We All Make Mistakes

Dean

"I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to come down on him for making a mistake like that." - Dean, comparing his teenage son inviting too many people to his party to his own "mistakes"

"I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to...

6. The Other Woman

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"They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward." - Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo

"They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward." - Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo

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True Tori Quotes

"What's keeping you in this marriage?" - True Tori producer to Tori, who cried and said that when there are children involved, you look at it differently (on reality television if at all possible)

"I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills." - Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing