So how great are all those guys on Teen Mom, huh?! Such remarkable specimens of manhood, every one of them, filled to the brim with integrity, compassion, and grace.
... Wait, like 85% of them are completely terrible human beings?
Sure, some of them baby daddies are awful, but some of the aren't! Some of them are kind of OK, and a few are even great!
Check out our ranking of all the Teen Mom fellas, from best to worst.
And prepare to be amazed, as always, at the level of awfulness on this show.
Cole DeBoer is Chelsea Houska's husband, and thank goodness for that. He's stepdad to little Aubree, he and Chelsea have had two precious babies together so far, and ever since he first came on the show, he's been perfect.
He's an easy number one, y'all.
Taylor McKinney is Maci Bookout's husband, and they share two children together, Jayde and Maverick. Sure, Taylor drinks Bud Light like it's water and he's in a desert, but he's a good father, especially to Maci's older son, Bentley.
Corey Simms was married to Leah Messer, and they had twins Aliannah and Aleeah. They got divorced when Leah couldn't stay faithful to him (and also because they had twins and got married when they were teenagers), but Corey's been a good father, and a good coparent with Leah. He's just a good ol' boy, y'all.
Jo Rivera is the father of Kailyn Lowry's oldest son, Isaac. They dated when they were teenagers, but it wasn't long before they realized they were terrible together. Over the years, they've both matured quite a bit, and he's even had a daughter with his longtime girlfriend, Vee. We wouldn't want him to be our baby daddy (he wears sweapants on Sundays, as Kailyn once pointed out, and can you imagine?), but he's pretty all right.
Javi Marroquin was married to Kailyn Lowry, and they share one son together, Lincoln. Javi was also a killer stepdad to Kailyn's first son, Isaac. He's known to throw a little shade from time to time, but for the most part, he's been respectful to Kailyn and a great father to both boys.
Tyler Baltierra has been with Catelynn Lowell since they were 12 years old (yes, literally), and when she got pregnant at 16, they placed their daughter up for adoption. They've since gotten married and had another daughter, Novalee, and they're expecting another child now. Tyler would be higher on this list, but thanks to some body-shaming and generally insensitive remarks to Catelynn, he got knocked down a few notches.