22 Reasons Ryan Reynolds Owns Twitter
by Kelly Lynch at . Updated at .Ryan Reynolds may play superheroes that making a killing at the box office. And sure, he's established himself as a rom-com dreamboat, adored by women the world over.
All that pales in comparison to his cleverly crafted tweets, all of which are headline-grabbing because they're so damn funny.
A great example is one tweet he sent Billy Ray Cyrus, who happens to share the same birthday as his wife, Blake Lively.
Of course, that's just one of several Reynolds has sent out since joining the Twittersphere. What other marvelous thoughts and responses has he sent out in 140 characters or less?
Check out the gallery below, and make sure you're not drinking something hot or operating heavy machinery while doing so.
1. Happy Birthday, You Crazy Kid!
"Thanks man, you really know how to mend an Achy Breaky Heart!," Cyrus tweeted back. "@VancityReynolds Tell your wife happy birthday."
2. An Invitation To Sit On Someone's Face
But please, select your cactus.
3. You Want To Pour What? WHERE?
But thank you for your request.
4. Did You Know...
Don't apologize.
5. His Daughter Is Brilliant
His words, not ours.
6. As Tempting As This Particular Invitation Is...
He'll have to decline.
7. How To Deal With Sexual Violence
Let him just wrap up his fifth "Our Father" and he'll be right with you.
8. If It's Good Enough For Blake Lively...
The couple that tones and exfoliates together stays together.
9. Wow.
To be fair, she was polite about it.
10. Just Because It Says "Coloring Book" Doesn't Mean It's Kid-Friendly
As poor James Reynolds has found out.
11. Hang On, He'll Sign That In a Jiffy
Where exactly should he sign?
12. That's a Colorful Request
He's just guiding nana to the other side. Hopefully it won't take too long.
13. Fatherhood Is Great
But so is life without dirty diapers and being up all night because SOMEONE doesn't want to go to sleep.
14. That Sounds....Uncomfortable
Maybe you could help him untangle the fishing line instead.
15. Your Child Will Meet SO Many Wonderful, Wholesome People
Also, hat new roof isn't going to pay for itself.
16. No Thanks
Also, eww.
17. Lessons With Ryan
There comes a point where you can't get away with things because of that gorgeous face.
18. An Honest Mistake
He thought "Netflix and Chill" meant "put on something kid-friendly for the baby and you two can bond."
19. He Requested Ryan Specifically
Also, that's considered homicide.
20. What A Good Friend
She always seems very centered, so it's not surprising to learn she's trained in Bikram.
21. Politics!
Always refreshing to get a Canadian's perspective.
22. Can't Talk Right Now, Changing The World
This isn't 'Indecent Proposal,' sir.
