Note to selves: Do not ever kiss Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend.
And, if we do, do not ever give a public interview about the encounter in which we do not tell the full story.
Jordyn Woods has learned this lessson the hard way, as the close friend of Kylie Jenner's appeared this week on Jada Pinkett Smith‘s Facebook Watch talk show, Red Table Talk.
She tried to shift all blame for her makeout sesssion with Thompson on Tristan himself, but Khloe quickly jumped on Twitter and made it clear she was NOT having it.
Scroll down to see what Woods said and then to be very scared by how Khloe responded...
Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get Uglier...
According to various outlets, Jordyn was one of a handful of people Tristan invited back to his house after a night out several night ago. The two know each other because Woods has been best buds with Kylie for years.
Then What Happened?
That's the question, right? Witnesses have told TMZ and other websites that Thompson and Woods were flirting all night.
Did They Make Out?
Yes, these same onlookers said, adding that she left his home around 6 a.m. the next day. YIKES!
Thompson has Tweeted and deleted "FAKE NEWS" in response to this allegation, Woods has remained silent and Khloe has shared many cryptic messages almost definitely referencing this scandal.
This Bring Us to Red Table Talk
Woods went on this platform because she's very close to Pinkett Smith, and she delved right into the issue when asked what transpired.
I Was Just Trying to Have Fun
“I was minding my business, dancing, drinking,” Woods said of the night in question, starting with what went down at the bar, prior to going back to Thompson's abode. “Tristan was there, he was doing his own thing. That was it.”
Why Did She Go Back to Tristan's Home?
Jordyn said she didn't even know whose house it was until she got there, explaining: “I’m like, cool, that’s okay. It feels like a safe environment. I’d rather it be his house than a random stranger.”
She Takes Some Responsibility
“I’m not thinking I shouldn’t be here,” she said. “That’s my first step where I went wrong. [I wasn’t thinking about] how I would feel if someone close to me is hanging out at my ex’s house or the father of my child. I didn’t think about that. That’s the first part of the problem."
How Close Did She Get to Tristan?
“Never once was I giving him a lap dance, making out with him, sitting all over him,” she said. “It’s just, we’re all together, we’re in a group. Never once did we leave a public area, go to a bedroom, go to a bathroom. We’re all in plain sight."
Why on Earth Did She Stay There All Night?
“In my life, in my world, it makes sense,” she detailed. “Two nights before, I had been on kind of a partying binge. That wasn’t the first place I stayed until 6 in the morning. There was always somebody there while I was there. Even up until the moment that I left, there were people there. I finally look outside and I’m like, ‘Look, the sun’s coming up. I need to take myself home.'”
Woods Finally Got Ready to Leave and...
... this “where the story gets tricky," she told Jada.
Spill, Jordyn. SPILL!
“I feel like I can’t point fingers. I can’t say you did this, because I allowed myself to be in that position. I allowed myself to be there,” she said. “I never was belligerently drunk to where I can’t remember what happened. I was never blacked out. There was alcohol involved. I was drunk, I was not tipsy, I was drunk, but I was not beyond the point of recollection. I know where I was.”
He Kissed Me, Okay?!?
“On the way out, he did kiss me,” Jordyn finally said, clarifying that there was “no passion, no nothing … he just kissed me."
More Details Please
“It was like a kiss on the lips, but no tongue kiss, no making out,” Woods continued. “Nothing. But I don’t think that he’s wrong either, because I allowed myself to be in that position. And when alcohol’s involved, people make dumb moves or people get caught up in the moment.”
Was... There... Intercourse?
“Never. Never a thought, never a consideration, never happened, and never will I,” she said. “And that’s why I’m willing to be put up to the test. Attach me to a lie detector, whatever it is. I need people to know the truth, and more importantly, I need the people involved to know the truth.”
What Did She Tell Khloe?
Very little. “I had talked to Kylie and Khloe in the morning and I told them I was there,” she said of the following day. “I had talked to Khloe and she asked me what was going on, if everything was fine. In my head, in trying to forget that part of the story, I was just like, ‘No, he was chilling, everything was okay. There were girls there but he wasn’t all over the girls.'”
Points for Partial Honesty?
“I was honest about being there but I wasn’t honest about the actions that had taken place,” she added. “I just knew how much turmoil that was going on that I was like, let me not just throw more fuel on the fire.”
Woods Want to Be Clear
“I know I am not the reason that Tristan and Khloé are not together,” she emphasized. “This situation may have made it harder for her to want to be with him, and I understand that, but I know I’m not the reason.”
Issues Existed Between Them Long Before This Spit Swap, Jordyn Says
“I didn’t tell the truth to the people that I loved,” she said, taking the blame in this department. “Not because of malicious intent, but because I was just scared.”
Does this change your mind about Woods or the scandal?
YOU'RE A LIAR!
As you can see above, Khloe had many thoughts about Jordyn's appearance and interview.
Why Hasn't Khloe Also Blasted Thompson?
"Tristan is equally to blame but Tristan is the father of my child," she explains. "Regardless of what he does to me I won’t do that to my daughter. He has been addressing this situation PRIVATELY. If Tristan were to lie publicly about what conspired,then yes I would address him publicly as well."
Prior to Addressing Woods Directly, Khloe Had Kept Things Broad and Mysterious...
... while obviously citing the scandal, a evidenced here.
Where Do Things Go Now?
As long as Tristan and Jordyn go far away from Khloe and her loved ones, whatever. Doesn't matter to us. Good riddance!