All right, so most of us can agree that Jenelle Evans does not seem well right now, yes?
From the 911 call in which she sobbed about being assaulted by David Eason to her bizarre denials of abuse to that super weird cross country trip she just took without any of her children …
Things just aren’t going great.
And now, with some heated tweets directed at Teen Mom OG star Cory Wharton, things are going even less great.
Will this girl ever learn?!
Well, Jenelle ….
Let’s just come right out and say it: Jenelle’s life is kind of a mess these days.
Clarification:
And by “kind of a mess,” we mean “absolutely a disaster,” and by “these days,” we mean “literally always.”
Where to Start?
And this is for many, many reasons.
Gross
A big one is her husband, David Eason.
SUPER Gross
We don’t want to say he’s ruined her life, mostly because it’s not like her life was going all that great before he came into it, but yeah, he kind of ruined it.
See You in Our Nightmares
David got himself fired from Teen Mom 2, and not only that, but he got himself banned from filming, which has been making Jenelle’s job very difficult — the codependency is REAL.
Yikes
There was also that time that Jenelle called 911, sobbing hysterically, and told the operator that he’d assaulted her.
A Tough Situation
Many Teen Mom fans think that this is the worst relationship Jenelle’s ever been in, not only because of the alleged (???) abuse, but because she’s made herself into a lady version of David, which is just the worst.
Girl, Stop
Since getting with David, she’s turned into a big ol’ redneck who flies the Confederate flag, is VERY against abortions, and thinks homophobia is A-OK.
… What
It’s all pretty strange, considering that she dated Kieffer Delp, a black guy, for a long time, she’s had at least one abortion herself, and used to hook up with her friend Tori.
Sure, Why Not
But hey, love makes you do crazy things, like completely changing your identity to suit whatever guy gives you attention.
But Anyway …
We’re bringing all of this up because Jenelle’s making herself look even worse right now, all in the name of defending David.
Neat!
And she’s trying to drag down Cory Wharton, Cheyenne Floyd’s baby daddy and new star of Teen Mom OG, to do it.
Ha!
It all started when Cory was interviewed by TMZ — he made some comments about Farrah’s big boxing match that never was, and then he mentioned that he wouldn’t mind doing a fight of his own.
Shocker
And you’ll never guess who his ideal opponent is.
Same
“David, Jenelle’s husband, that’s who I want,” he said.
What a Sight
“He’s got to wear that Confederate flag on his back when he comes to the ring, ’cause it’s game time, baby,” he continued.
Fair
As for why he wants to fight, Cory explained “He’s came at my baby mama a few times on Twitter, so if he wants to be brave, we can handle it.”
Throwback
This happened all the way back when we first heard that Cheyenne was being cast on Teen Mom OG, and some old controversial tweets of hers resurfaced.
Oh …
In those tweets, Cheyenne wrote that she had a problem with white people, and that after seeing the movie The Help, she wanted to “kill every white person I saw.”
Ugh
Some people thought she shouldn’t be on the showb because of those tweets. David, who was fired over his own controversial tweets, was one of those people.
Oh, David
In a Facebook post, David ranted about MTV being a “hypocritical liberal network,” and that he was “sickened to hear that Cheyenne Floyd said she hates white people and wants to kill him all!”
Uh …
It was a pretty dumb rant, but still, Cory didn’t appreciate it.
Super Fair
He also takes issue with David’s obsession with that Confederate flag of his — David can say it’s about his heritage all he wants, but Cory (and the rest of us) knows what’s up.
Get Him, Cory
Cory, who works as a personal trainer, said that he’d bet all of his money on him winning a fight with David, and urges someone to set this up.
Really Though
Hopefully someone who’s able sees this and really does set the fight up, because can you imagine?
Boo!
Jenelle can imagine it. She can imagine it, and she does not like it.
How Odd
“Just looking for attention and drama. ? #Annoying,” she wrote on Twitter.
SORRY
She then shared some screenshots of Cheyenne’s tweets and added “Yeah Cory … sorry my husband was offended.”
Sick Burn
When someone asked why she wasn’t tweeting these things directly at Cory, Jenelle explained that she’s subtweeting him “Cuz I don’t follow his dumbass.”
So Many Complaints
“When my husband wanted to apologize we had our Morgan telling us ‘Its too late. You can’t do anything to reverse this.’ We setup meetings in NYC and they didn’t want to hear my husband. Yet you go and hire someone that doesn’t like whites and she can say sorry?!!” she ranted.
For Real, Stop
She then seemed to bring up Cory’s comments about that Confederate flag by writing “Someone needs a history lesson. Muscles don’t make you book smart.”
No, Please
Is … is Jenelle really trying to call someone out on his book smarts? Jenelle? Really?
The Retort
Cory hit back with a single tweet, telling her “This is going to be fun , 1. You don’t know who I am, that’s funny bc David had a lot to say about Cheyenne joining Teen mom OG. 2 I’m going to let you and David look dumb as f-ck and try to defend the confederate flag.”
Easy, Killer
Jenelle quoted part of his tweet and replied with “Damn you are a drama queen. Even have a little crown on your profile pic.”
Oh, OK
But she didn’t actually reply, because “He doesn’t deserve the attention from me that he’s desperately wanting.”
Wait
Except she’s been giving him her attention with this big long string of tweets … does she honestly not realize how that works?
Sure
When someone tried to explain that to her, she said “Sometimes I say things on here so people INFACT see wtf I say. I do this PURPOSELY.”
YUP
“This dude can go to TMZ saying he wants to fight my husband starting sh-t but the second I get on to defend my husband I’m the wrong one?”
At Last, The End
Finally, she wrapped things up with “Just remember… if you make me talk, I always have a lot to say.”
Exhausting
So what do we do with this hilarious new development?
Just Jenelle Things
At this point, it’s not at all surprising that she’s getting into another feud, or that that feud is with a fellow Teen Mom star.
What a Roller Coaster
It’s just … you kind of think she’d slow down a little bit sometimes, you know? At least for the holidays.