Look, we all love our pets.
Some folks out there just love their pets more than other folks out there.
Or, to be more specific, some folks out there just have more specific and rigid guidelines for their pets than other folks out there.
The aunt of Tommy Rivers is one of these people.
In a hilarious string of Twitter posts, Rivers recently explained to followers exactly what his relative asked him to do while he took care of her beloved canine, Pepper, from how much the pooch should eat each day to the type of affection he's allowed to receive...
This is Pepper
What a cutie, no?
All Aunts are "Too Much," Right?
Can you expound please, Tommy?
For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World
Those eating demands aren't so crazy. If anything, we feel like Pepper deserves more food.
Does Pepper need to lose weight? She looked fine to us.
Who is Sniffing Who in This Arrangement?
Perhaps we don't want to know.
Is She Okay?!?
Where is the photo, Tommy?!?!?!?!?!?
Do NOT Hurt Pepper or Let Her Escape
Also, she barks to communicate. It's complicated, Tommy. Do you follow?
Twitter Was Totally on Team Pepper
Many users believe Tommy's aunt had every reason to be so demanding of whomever was watching over her loved one.
Pepper Sees Nothing Funny About This
I'm the best and the most beautiful and you better take proper care of me!
Let's Be Fair, Internet
It's not like we're talking about an ugly canine here.
Okay, You Win
Or lose, we guess.
Something is Missing
We need Pepper on Twitter. NOW!
I really appreciate all the love! And now I'm going to bed! In my pajamas!