We're very sorry, fellas, but you can stop searching now: There are no Kate Upton nude photos out there.
But this model is so ridiculously good looking that she can accomplish the rare feat of halting all work productivity even while wearing many layers of clothing.
We've collected a number of such Kate Upton photos below to prove this point, as the busty beauty isn't even wearing a bikini in any of them.
We're talking Kate Upton actually covering herself up... and still knocking us totally out. See for yourself:
Kate Upton in Elle
Would we prefer to see Kate Upton naked? Sure. Absolutely. But we'll take all the Kate Upton pictures we can get, regardless.
Kate Upton in Vogue 2014
Kate Upton poses for Vogue in April 2014. She looks great.
Kate Upton Vogue 2014 Photo
Kate Upton in the April 2014 issue of Vogue. Good times right here.
Kate Upton at Other Woman Premiere
Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman. She poses here at the premiere for it.
Kate Upton Vogue UK Cover
Kate Upton covers this issue of Vogue UK. She looks hot (big surprise).
Kate Upton Cosmopolitan Australia Cover
Kate Upton on the cover of Cosmopolitan Australia, looking absolutely incredible.
Kate Upton at the MET Gala
Hello there, Kate Upton! The gorgeous model shows off some cleavage at the 2014 MET Gala.
Kate Upton in Cosmo Pic
Kate Upton looking hotter than hot in the pages of Cosmo.
Kate Upton Cosmo Shot
Kate Upton looking gorgeous as ever in Cosmo. What a beauty.
Kate Upton Instagram Hotness
This Kate Upton photo from Instagram makes our hearts melt.
Kate Upton Vogue Image
This Kate Upton photo from Vogue in 2013 makes our hearts melt.
Kate Upton and Friends
Kate Upton and her friends come out to play for a special Instagram moment in this picture. By her "friends," we mean her boobs.
Kate Upton Elle UK Cover
Kate Upton on the cover of Elle UK. What a babe she is.
Kate Upton, Doggy Style!
Now that is a cute photo of Kate Upton. She should totally adopt that pup.
Kate Upton Weight Gain Photo
Has Kate put on some pounds? Some are even going so far as to suggest she's pregnant.
Kate Upton in NYC
Hello there, Kate Upton! It's very safe to say that we are very big fans of this model
Kate Upton at Movie Screening
Looking fancy, Kate Upton! The model poses here at a screening for The Other Woman.
Kate Upton Vogue Mag Pic
Kate Upton in Vogue, just in time for the Super Bowl for this Super fan.
Kate Upton V Pose
Kate Upton is gorgeous. She poses here for V magazine in early 2014.
Kate Upton in Black
Kate Upton is very, very hot. Even when she's wearing all these layers.
Kate Upton Hot Photo
Go ahead and keep your clothes on, Kate Upton. But we're still gonna stare and drool!
Kate Upton Rules
Kate Upton sure does rule, whether she is dancing in a bikini or standing around in full attire.