It’s that time of the year. You NEED to come up with a good fantasy football team name. Let us help.
Gronkey Punch
You must do the Rob Gronkowski toy soldier dance upon winning each week.
Turn Down for Watt
No worries. You don’t need to hire DJ Snake and Lil Jon as general managers.
Insane Clowney Posse
No facepaint required!
RG-3PO
May the fantasy force be with you.
The Jerry Jones Party Bus

You will be guaranteed to win your league.
My Ball Zach Ertz
Say it quickly…. get it now?
Montee’s Blue Balls
This one could be painful.
Haha, Clinton’s Dick
What? You don’t get points for maturity.
Joe Buck Yourself
This one could work for baseball, too.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
You’re offense will be EXPLOSIVE.
Revis And Butthead
Hehehehe.
My Fair Brady
Give it up for this team name! Anyone? Anyone?
Henne And Coke
Bottoms up! No word if Chad sips this during games, which we’ve wondered after some of his performances.
Ted Ginn And Juice
A LAID BACK team name.
League of Extraordinary Edelmans
Come on, this one is really good. Even if you will never have enough characters.
Sammy Twatkins
Sorry, NSFW and all.
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Bears fans hope Jay Cutler does not do this.
Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
What, did you think it would be? It is, in any case, necessary.
Aubrey Drake Manziel
These guys suck.