15 Reasons Why Adele Would Make the PERFECT Drinking Buddy

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By now, you've probably ascertained that Adele is the perfect human in pretty much every way possible.

Sure, her singing voice is flawless, but she's also compassionate, down-to-earth, absolutely hilarious, and she rocks winged eyeliner like nobody's business.

In fact, we're convinced that Adele would make the perfect drinking buddy, and we can't think of anything we'd like to do more than get sh*tballs drunk with the woman.

Check out all the reasons why:

1. She knows the perfect way to rationalize bad decisions

She knows the perfect way to rationalize bad decisions
Drunk texting? Hey, I was just being fearless.

2. But if things went awry, she'd offer her infinite wisdom

But if things went awry, she'd offer her infinite wisdom
Doesn't it just?

3. She'd offer no-nonsense advice on love

She'd offer no-nonsense advice on love
And if things don't work out, see #2.

4. She has choice words for the bartender with a weak pour

She has choice words for the bartender with a weak pour
You'd better top that off, son.

5. You won't have to worry about your drunk shenanigans winding up on social media

You won't have to worry about your drunk shenanigans winding up on social media
DEFINITELY a plus.

6. THIS.

THIS.
Hell yes.

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Adele is an English recording artist and songwriter, whose style blends blues, soul and pop. Her debut album, 19, was released in 2008 to... More »
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Adele Laurie Blue Adkins