15 Reasons Why Adele Would Make the PERFECT Drinking Buddy
by Naomi Lane at . Updated at .By now, you've probably ascertained that Adele is the perfect human in pretty much every way possible.
Sure, her singing voice is flawless, but she's also compassionate, down-to-earth, absolutely hilarious, and she rocks winged eyeliner like nobody's business.
In fact, we're convinced that Adele would make the perfect drinking buddy, and we can't think of anything we'd like to do more than get sh*tballs drunk with the woman.
Check out all the reasons why:
1. She knows the perfect way to rationalize bad decisions

Drunk texting? Hey, I was just being fearless.
2. But if things went awry, she'd offer her infinite wisdom

Doesn't it just?
3. She'd offer no-nonsense advice on love

And if things don't work out, see #2.
4. She has choice words for the bartender with a weak pour

You'd better top that off, son.
5. You won't have to worry about your drunk shenanigans winding up on social media

DEFINITELY a plus.
6. THIS.

Hell yes.
7. She would SLAY at karaoke

"Don't Stop Believin'" anyone?
8. You'd talk about your wildest fantasies

Who wouldn't?
9. She'd be so down for late-night munchies

Taco Bell or Denny's?
10. After a couple pints, you might convince her to sing this

And her mellifluous voice would wash away every worry.
11. She knows how good it feels to get glammed up

And if you feel like Beyonce, there's no mountain you can't climb.
12. You won't have to worry about a wardrobe malfunction with her

Tits stay IN.
13. She might make this face

Again. AGAIN!
14. She knows exactly how to handle creeps who hit on you

No words necessary.
15. And if they start talking smack...

:-D