As nearly everyone knows, a first date can be fun, it can be romantic and it can be a chance for your best friend to dress up and stalk you to make sure everything is going well.
But first dates can also suck. A lot.
They can be awkward and tedious and boring and just a total trainwreck all around.
The following Tweets focus on these unsuccessful first dates, the ones that make us glad social media is here to document the disasters.
And the ones that make us want to settle down with our significant other as quickly as humanly possible…
It May Have Been Too Soon to Ask This Question
Consider it a lesson learned.
Who Selects a Table?!?
Just turn and walk away. Save yourselves the waste of time and save him the waste of money.
Well Played, Dude
Run for your life, lady. But still. Well played.
LOL
If this woman is still going on first dates, the next man with whom she goes has to propose on the spot. Don’t let her get away.
Can You Just Drop Me at the Nearest Taco Bell?
Why pretend, you know?
Deep Thoughts
About whether or not you and some dude will go deep later that night… if you know what we mean.
My Hobbies?!?
AHHHH!!!!!
A Bold Strategy
We like it!
Why Even Subject Yourself to This?!?
Just stay at home and watch This Is Us.
An In-Depth Analysis
And an important one!
Do You Work Out?
Ummm… yes. Do you?
#DateFail
This hashtag could apply to all of these stories, of course.
This is… Different
Also, unfortunate.