On this day, and indeed all days, we need to take some time to appreciate all the gifts that Ireland has given us.
Specifically, right at this moment, we need to appreciate all the hot people who hail from the Emerald Isle.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Enjoy all the beauty!
Michael Fassbender
Michael here is half Irish, half German. He can speak German fluently, but he grew up in Ireland. He can also rock the hell out of a t-shirt.
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde, stupidly gorgeous human, has an Irish father — she spent her summers in Ireland as a child, and she even has citizenship there!
Jamie Dornan
Mr. Christian Grey himself hails from the suburbs of Belfast.
Liam Neeson
No words. Just heart-eyes.
Colin Farrell
Could Colin be the MOST famous attractive person from Ireland? It’s a distinct possibility.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Sure, this guy has had gone through some hard times, but still, look how pretty!
Saoirse Ronan
This two-time Oscar nominee was born in New York to two Irish parents who returned home to Dublin when she was three years old.
Niall Horan
Look, it’s the (formerly) blonde kid from One Direction!
Chris O’Dowd
Many of us first saw Chris as Kristen Wiig’s love interest in Bridesmaids, but he’s been wonderful in the UK for YEARS.
Bono
Bono may not be your particular cup of tea, but … come on. It’s Bono.
Stuart Townsend
Stuart is an actor, though he’s perhaps best known for being the former Mrr. Charlize Theron.
PIerce Brosnan
Yep, James Bond himself. Or, you know, one of them.
Evanna Lynch
The beautiful Evanna Lynch is best known for playing Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter films.