Reddit recently asked people to sum up their first time in a single, SFW GIF. The results are nothing short of hilarious.
Eruption
You know it’s about to happen, yet don’t quite know what to do with it.
Just Like a USB Drive …
Only you can’t flip it over and try again.
Feel the Excitement
This looks really enjoyable for both Alex and his companion.
Boing, Boing, Boing
We’ve all been there … right?
The Hummingbird
Comment rendered unneccessary. Except that we feel bad for the girl who chose this one.
Back … BACK!
What is that thing and do I have to have it near me?
Unfulfilled Potential
All that preparation and all of your expectations … not realized.
My Hole!
It fills up real fast.
Are You Done?
Hello?
Cluelessness
Join the club. It’s got a lot of members.
Contain Yourself
George can’t even handle HEARING about it. Imagine what he’s like during the act.
Hands
What DO you do with them?
Sloppy
Pretty much what most guys are like early on or after enough to drink.
The Build-Up
Always so much more interesting than the act.
Down Boy
We know it’s your first time … but easy. EASY.