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Public Urinator Owen Wilson On Road To Recovery
Nothing Says ‘I’m Healthy!’ Like Open-Door Peeing

Owen Wilson’s rep is already weirdly defensive about his client’s new open-door peeing policy. “Can you blame him?” asks the flack. “He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. If he tries to protect himself from innuendo and lies, it gets used against him.”

Easy, guy! We’re talking about toilet etiquette, not the First Amendment. Besides, we think Wilson’s finally got everything all figured out. After all, nothing screams mental health quite like earning a reputation at parties as “the guy who urinates with the bathroom door open.” [via Mollygood]

Nov 1, 2007 · Link · Repond

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